Me when my roommate comes home.

Me when my roommate comes home.

I want to go to there.

How can it be that a handful of men are attracted to me / want me / like me, when I don’t want or like myself?

a simplified guide to sexualities

  • homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  • pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  • asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  • demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  • bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  • heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
bonerfart:

Kanye hard at work in the studio

bonerfart:

Kanye hard at work in the studio

kitty-sylvie:

welcome-to-tanners-world:

girlsbydaylight:

Twisted Disney by Kasami-Sensei

THIS IS AMAZING

Holy shit. Creepy.

Belle is the creepiest

aheartlightasair:

i wasnt going to reblog but then

aheartlightasair:

i wasnt going to reblog but then

officialnsa:

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

i can tell you we did not

gruffen:

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

#its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two timelords and a sociapath.

#hallelujah