theamazingariel:

Breaking Bad predicting Ebola outbreak. 

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

justinselsewhere:

How to talk to police officers 101.

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

swagtasticurie:

this is a 36 year old father

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.

backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”